The reviews are in and critics are raving!

“★ ★ ★ ★ ★”

— (A Few) People Magazine

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  • “The last children's book you will ever need. But you should probably buy two just in case."

    – Roald Dahl

  • "An unparalleled mastery of the English language."

    -W. M. Shakespeare

  • "A triumph of the highest order!"

    -Winston Churchill

  • "Jordan is so talented, and such a handsome boy."

    -Grandma